 | Postal | 1568 | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Genres:ActionComedy Thriller | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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POSTAL is insulting, irreverent, politically incorrect and funny as hell. POSTAL follows two days in the life of the Postal Dude, in the regrettably named town of Paradise. Just when he thinks he has hit rock bottom, things get worse. Sharing a trailer with his ever-expanding wife, Bitch, Dude is in a bad way. After a humiliating job interview and a nearly lethal trip to the welfare office, Dude finds himself on the doorstep of his Uncle Dave. Despite being the successful leader of the town cult, Dave is also finding himself in financial difficulties. Together, Dude and Dave hatch a plan to steal some valuable merchandise. Unfortunately for them, the much better organized and much better equipped Taliban has converged on Paradise for more sinister reasons. Things spiral out of control when Osama Bin Laden is forced to call in his friend George W Bush as back up. Few are left standing by the time Dude turns his back on Paradise. Dude quickly learns how liberating it can be when there is nothing left to lose. He learns never to trust a messiah, especially when that messiah has written his own bible. He learns that you can find love in the most unlikely places, even when the object of your affections is holding a gun to your head. Most importantly, he learns that there is nothing that a well timed nuclear explosion can't solve.Cast:
 Zack Ward Dude |  Dave Foley Uncle Dave |  Chris Coppola Richard |  Jackie Tohn Faith |  J.K. Simmons Candidate Welles |
 Ralf Moeller Officer John |  Verne Troyer Himself |  Chris Spencer Officer Greg |  Larry Thomas Osama Bin Laden |  Michael Paré Panhandler |
 Erick Avari Habib |  Lindsay Hollister Recorder |  Brent Mendenhall George W. Bush |  Rick Hoffman Mr. Blither |  Michael Benyaer Mohammed |
 David Huddleston Peter |  Seymour Cassel Paul |  Uwe Boll Himself |  Vince Desiderio Himself | Michaela Mann Jenny |
| Holly Eglington Karen (as Holly Eglinton) |  Lucie Guest Cindy |  Jonathan Bruce Harry the Wheelchair Guy |  Carrie Genzel Reporter Gayle |  Geoff Gustafson Morning Show Host |
| Daniel Boileau Cooter | Samir El Sharkawi Tariq | Jason Emanuel Bobak |  Melanie Papalia Nasira |  Jodie Stewart Bitch |
| Derek Anderson Retarded Taliban |  Heather Feeney Teller | Marlaina Stewartt Older Lady in Audience |  Michael Robinson Seminar Speaker |  Bill Mondy Mob Leader |
| Zachary Webb Parking Guard | William Veroni Baby in Carriage |  Colin Foo Ticket Holder |  Christine Lippa TV Host #1 |  Mark Brandon TV Host #2 |
| Myfanwy Meilen TV Host #3 | Helena Yea Woman Driver |  Reese Alexander Police Officer |  Steffen Mennekes Ass-Kissing Employee |  Michael Shore Man Shopper |
 Richard Ian Cox Coffee Customer |  Mike Dopud Security Guard #1 |  Ed Anders Security Guard #2 | Mike Antonakos Azeem |  Michael Eklund Disgruntled Man |
 Tony Alcantar Angry Man | David Adams IRS Agent #1 |  Robert Clarke IRS Agent #2 | Paulino Nunes Asif |  Merik Tadros Nabi |
| Richard Faraci Plane Passenger #1 (as Rick Faraci) |  Bryan C. Knight Plane Passenger #2 | David Ward Gluttco Singing Employee #1 | Patrick Bahrich Gluttco Singing Employee #2 (as Patrick Barich) | Dan Clarke Window Washer (as Daniel Clarke) |
 Lorielle New Starr | Julia Sandberg Hansson Mitzi |  Brock Johnson Creepy Masturbating Guy | Nicolette Bujdos Little Germany Staff Hot Woman #1 | Brandie Coe Little Germany Staff Hot Woman #2 |
| Doris Blomgren Old Woman Bomb Maker | Champ Himself (uncredited) | Rikki Gagne Hippie Vigilante (uncredited) | Lani Gelera Vigilante (uncredited) | Kathy Hubble Vigilante (uncredited) |
| Julia Barrick Taffe Vigilante (uncredited) | Gareth Von Kallenbach Man Killed by Falling Crowbar (uncredited) | Leah Wagner Woman with Baby Carriage (uncredited) |
